John Radcliff

I know this probably sounds like a crazy idea for a song, but then again I am the guy that brought you Plastic Lover. So maybe you aren’t shocked.

Anyhow, Ole Miss is looking for a new mascot and I can think of no one better to lead the Rebels than Admiral Ackbar. Neither can the fine folks at Not A Trap. They’ve started a campaign to have the good admiral re-assigned to the leadership of the Ole Miss Rebels. I just want to do my part because I think it would be awesome, and it would give me and my friends and relatives in Mississippi something to talk about.

I may no longer be welcome in Mississippi after this song gets out or I may be asked to never do anything that approaches hip hop again. Either way, here it is. Enjoy.

Ackbar’s Theme

Lyrics after the jump

Gimme a chance before nerds go wild all over your ass. Let’s make a Rebel Alliance. It’s how you feel when you know that you know that Luke’s got your back and he’s ready to roll. And he takes orders from me. I got a fleet of ships I’m a universal pimp I got ‘em all macked out and you can’t resist a recruiting tool of this magnitude…it ain’t no trap.

A long Time ago in a galaxy far away I led some rebels on a mission to save the day. Blew the death star up and turned it to dust. I could do it for you and I think it’s a must. It ain’t no trap.